Miami, FL – A swimmer got quite a scare yesterday afternon. So scared that he did the impossible, ran on water.
Jason Hutson was swimming off the beach in Miami when he felt something hit his left ankle. That’s when Jason looked down and said he saw about a 15ft shark.
Shawn, who was swimming about 50ft away, said he seen Mr. Hudson scream and then flail around frantically. “That’s when I saw him rise out of the water and run for shore. You heard that right. I saw him running on water.”
Jason Hudson says that he was just so scared that he just started running and flailing around as fast as he could to get away.
“I wasnt trying to run on water. I was just literally scared shitless. I may have pooped a little. I mean, imagine looking at a 15ft shark in the face!”
As far as our research goes, we believe Jason Hudson is the first human to ever run on water. Scholars state that since Jesus was technically a zombie, Mr. Hudson is indeed the first person to walk on water.
Beach officials state they did spot a shark a couple of days earlier and that swimmers should be extra careful out there and to report any shark sightings immediately.
