After years and years of visiting Arby’s restaurant for luch, Janet Soviet began noticing that the employees working there were always ridiculously happy. Not just on this particular day, but everyday. This prompted Janet to reach out to friends and family asking them if they had similar experiences. With no luck, Janet contacted the Fargo police department. The Fargo police department had just written enough traffic tickets for the month and was more than happy to help.
Jay Derp of the Fargo Police Department, went undercover for two weeks. He visited the Arby’s store on 42nd Street a total of five times. With every visit, officer Derp was able to gather more and more intel. With enough evidence, Derp was able to acquire a search warrant and searched the business residence later this afternoon. What Derp found was remarkable.
Police records state that the officers upon searching the residence, found a large entrance that leads to an underground bunker of some sort. A discovery that will change the history of mankind forever.
Fargo police searched the underground bunker and state that they may have made the biggest discovery in human existence. One such secret found was that Santa Clause is actually Chinese.
Police will not go into full detail due to the ongoing investigation but state that this is one of the biggest, greatest, most important discoveries ever.
We will report more once new information becomes available.