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Moorhead To Host National Zombie Apocalypse Survival Conference
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Moorhead To Host National Zombie Apocalypse Survival Conference

October 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The quiet little town of Moorhead will soon be anything but once the National Zombie Apocalypse Survival Conference comes to town. What is the Zombie Apocalypse? As it’s described in the Zombible, the...
Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive
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Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive

July 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building
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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building

September 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Devils Elbow, Missouri – After seeing a Catholic priest trying to gain access to their grade school, St. Peter Elementary School went into full emergency lock-down to protect the children inside. In the wake of The...
Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button
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Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button

January 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – After finding the man who may be responsible for causing Hawaii’s 38 minutes of mass missile-mishap manic panic, we are now finding out more about how it may have happened. Tong Turnbow does...
In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon
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In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon

April 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section
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Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section

June 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...