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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America
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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America

January 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been voted the Most Out-Of-Touch Person in the USA by the Common Sense Club. By his recent decision to rescind the James Cole Memo, AG Sessions is basically telling U.S....
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal
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Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

December 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...
Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu
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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

November 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...