February 13th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – As expected, Joaquin Phoenix’s movie Cries Of Anguish won the Academy Award for Best Picture. Cries Of Anguish is a wonderful movie about cows being artificially inseminated. Then, the cow babies are...
October 23rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The bad news is things are not going well for Prince Harry and his wife and child while living in England. The good news is that Harry, Meghan Markle, and their baby Archie will soon be moving to Moorhead,...
January 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new-born baby who was able to speak just after birth is being treated as a bona fide, de facto, time traveler. The baby, who was given the name Evert Altmire, surprised the doctors and nurses shortly after...
January 1st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The first newborn baby to be born in Fargo after the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve was born to Erron and Martine Fenster of rural Fargo. The happy couple, who each have a number of tattoos, not only...
June 22nd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Sandusky, OH – To celebrate the longest day of the year, Dr. Michael Hunt and his lovely wife Susan decided to go for a fun afternoon ride on the Millennium Force rollercoaster in the Cedar Point amusement park. This...
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January 11th, 2014 | by
Johnnny The FM Observer is proud to add another expert to our growing staff. Dr. Niles Fenster M.D. is a well-respected pediatrician with special training in teaching parents how to identify the causes of some of the problems they might...
January 11th, 2013 | by
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June 4th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Phoenix, AZ – Some shocking news this past week. Catalina Clouser, 19, is facing driving and child abuse charges after her one-month-old baby fell off the roof of her car while driving away, forgetting she had put the...
