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Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups
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Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups

March 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Many civil liberties groups are beginning to push back against the Fargo City Commission’s early attempts to ban plastic bags from the city. They collectively say: “What Commissioner Jan Strond is...
Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota
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Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota

March 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – In its infinite wisdom, the state of North Dakota has banned the game of Pinochle. Based on an anonymous complaint from Mr. Simon DeFalco that some other seasoned citizens were playing Pinochle for untaxed...
West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation
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West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation

March 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The fastest growing city in North Dakota, known as the “City on the Grow”, has also just declared its own “War on Dogs.” The most recent Dog Census revealed to city leaders that the...
Center For Disease Control Bans The Handshake
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Center For Disease Control Bans The Handshake

May 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Shakespeare, Alabama – In the midst of mucho bad news during the last year about the spread of diseases, the customary handshake is in danger of extinction. Governmental scientists armed with the latest governmental...
West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying
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West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying

August 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The City of West Fargo is now implementing a total ban on watering for at least the remainder of this summer. The fastest growing city between Chicago and Hiroshima has decided to impose a complete watering...
Ban On Human Assault Weapons
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Ban On Human Assault Weapons

April 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being. The state department released a report to Congress recommending a...
West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately
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West Fargo To Implement New Bike Lane Law Effective Immediately

September 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Concerned West Fargo citizens held a town hall meeting last week that created enough concern, the West Fargo Police Department will implement a new bike lane law EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. Tim (The Toxic Ninja)...