Big Bird seen here walking with two of his grand-children just moments before he was struck by a texting distracted driver.
Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds.
Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in bird years.
The cause of death was firstly complications from the avian bird flu which then were secondarily compounded with having been hit by a distracted driver at 50 mph who felt it necessary to type LOL in response to a stupid joke.
No word yet on any funeral arrangements for what is expected to be a large group wanting to cry their goodbyes to Big Bird.
Pallbearers will include his best friend Mr. Snuffleupagus who says monetary gifts can be given to support your local PBS station during their upcoming fund drives since President Trump is imposing draconian cuts to the funding of the Public Broadcasting Service.
