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Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights
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Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

July 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...
New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers
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New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

June 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans
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ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans

February 19th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her
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Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her

April 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...
Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air
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Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air

April 22nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  A.J Clemente and Van Tieu were reading the news when A.J Clemente lets out a nervous ‘fucking shit’ before his turn is up to read the news.  Pretty hilarious. Apparently AJ was suspended for this.  You may...
Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record
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Morbidly Obese Lake Trout Breaks State Record

March 15th, 2012 | by Nick
Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...