May 29th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Bizmark, ND – Whether planned or unplanned is not certain at this juncture, but North Dakota’s new Governor’s Mansion looks like a highway rest area to many driving by. Many a weary traveler going across the...
July 17th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...
June 16th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
February 19th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
April 3rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...
April 22nd, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller A.J Clemente and Van Tieu were reading the news when A.J Clemente lets out a nervous ‘fucking shit’ before his turn is up to read the news. Pretty hilarious. Apparently AJ was suspended for this. You may...
March 15th, 2012 | by
Nick Bismarck, ND – A North Dakota state record was broken recently as a 16lb-6oz, 33-inch lake trout was hauled out of the Garrison Dam Tailrace. This disgustingly huge fish animal breaks the record held by the previous lake...
