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Survey Asks: Do We Really Need Domesticated Cats?

Catalina, Arizona – We recently surveyed less than a million people asking about cats as pets. The overall consensus from our expensive and extensive survey was that domesticated cats have now become obsolete. Case in...

Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling

Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...

Cathy’s Cat Cafe Opens In Fargo; Reviews Give It Five Meows

Fargo, ND – The new and hip trend of having restaurants specifically for our feline friends has finally come to Fargo! Cathy’s Cat Cafe will cater to cats by offering a full catalog of favorite cat foods and fun....

Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”

Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...

“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers

Cathead, Pennsylvania – A new computer virus called the Gray Stray Cat is on the prowl. It silently lurks in waiting until unsuspecting computer users let down their guards. How will you know if you have the Gray Stray Cat...

Fotos By Fritz The Cat Opens In Moorhead

Moorhead, MN – A new business is finally coming to the quirky town of Moorhead. Fotos by Fritz the Cat will be opening its doors this week at the sight of the old Ralph’s bar on Main Avenue, just across the river in...

New ‘Cat Fight’ Movie Will Scare The Shit Out Of Cat Lovers

Hollywood, CA – Set to open just before Halloween, the highly anticipated latest new scary movie called “Cat Fight” from Director Blaze Benzun will shirley deliver. Cat lover and owner Shirley Nightly sees her...

Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...

Police Shoot And Kill Cat For Climbing Tree Illegally

Fargo, ND – Police had to shoot to kill a cat over the weekend. Tigger, a local neighborhood cat, was shot over the weekend. Police state they received a call about a cat climbing a tree illegally. Police responded to the...