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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

Maybe not allowing Catholic priests to marry wasn’t such a great idea after all.

Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac activities.

To make matters worse, if that’s even possible, is that many of the abusive Catholic leaders threatened their young and innocent victims with eternal damnation if they ever spoke of the evil inflicted upon them by these supposedly godly men.

It seems the ones who should be worried about eternal damnation are the priests, bishops, archbishops, and cardinals who chose to “exercise their authority” in ways that normally would get one sent to prison for life.

If all the perpetrators involved are planning on avoiding any serious punishment by saying their sins are simply forgiven, then too, those who may inflict severe corporal punishment on them will also have their sins forgiven.

Field goal is good because of Jesus!

Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football

Field goal is good because of Jesus!

Field goal is good because of Jesus!

Pope Benedict XVI shockingly and abruptly announced his resignation earlier this week after nearly eight years as the head of the Catholic Church.

Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope to resign in over 600 years.  He is also the first pope to utilize Twitter, who must have had help and direction from god himself to get that working.

What is the pope going to do now?  Well it isn’t retirement that’s for sure.

The Pope has been hired to head coach the Penn State football team effective the beginning of next month.


We feel Pope Benedict XVI to be everything we are looking for to lead this fine football team here at Penn State — Anita Bure (public relations)

We feel his hands-on experience with the youth is second to none and it’s just what we need for our program — Assistant Coach

Wednesday, Pope Benedict XVI celebrated his last public Mass as pontiff in which he had this to say:

“As you know, I’ve decided to renounce the ministry.  I know this may come as a shock to all of you but this may be even more shocking.  I’ve been hired head coach of the Penn State football team. I know I know…crazy you say.  However, with my connections with the lord jesus christ, Penn State needs all the help they can get.  I also have extensive hands-on experience with the innocent children here on earth and I really feel this will transition well into their football program.”

The Pope will make his final public appearances later this month