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Bernie Sanders Waves Good-Bye To Humanity As He Leaves To Become The First President Of Mars

Mars, Milky Way – Shortly after suspending his 2020 presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders waved to everyone on Earth as he boarded his plane for Mars. “This is a bittersweet moment. Bitter because Joe Biden looks to...

For A Change, The Concordia College Christmas Concert Will Feature All Beatles Music This Year

Moorhead, MN – In what’s considered to be a slight deviation from the norm, Concordia College will feature all Beatles music during this year’s annual Christmas Concert. “Because the night that Jesus was...

It’s No Longer OK To Say OK

Kinderhook, NY – Saying OK is no longer considered to be politically correct according to the PC Police. Because “OK” was made popular back when Martin Van Buren was running for president under the nickname Old...

Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has learned from our last year’s annual survey that a large number of area college students who are often living on a rather tight budget regularly eat for free at the Costso store....

New Meta-University Soon To Open In FM Area!

West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer will soon be opening the nation’s first Meta-University for Advanced Meta-Cognitional Studies. School Meta-President Andvork Herzlinger metacognates: “While other lesser institutes of...

New Police Video. NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.

Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University star linebacker Travis Beck has been all over the news lately.  He recently had his aggravated assault charge dropped but a new video has surfaced. Police have obtained the...