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Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow
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Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow

June 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...
Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow
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Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow

February 5th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...
Man Crashes Car Into 2 Cows Humping In Road (VIDEO)
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Man Crashes Car Into 2 Cows Humping In Road (VIDEO)

July 3rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
In America, car breaks cow. In Soviet Russia, cow breaks your car and walks off like a boss. Video was shot with a dash cam in Russia.  As you can see, he crashes into two cows doing the dirty.  Afterwords, the cow walks off...
Dirty Cows Distrupt Traffic
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Dirty Cows Distrupt Traffic

June 6th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Exhibitionist cows brought traffic to a grinding halt on Co Rd 17 in Fargo earlier this morning.  A pair of bovines were caught “doing the dirty” in the middle of the road the highway patrol stated....