Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...
February 5th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...
July 3rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns In America, car breaks cow. In Soviet Russia, cow breaks your car and walks off like a boss. Video was shot with a dash cam in Russia. As you can see, he crashes into two cows doing the dirty. Afterwords, the cow walks off...
June 6th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – Exhibitionist cows brought traffic to a grinding halt on Co Rd 17 in Fargo earlier this morning. A pair of bovines were caught “doing the dirty” in the middle of the road the highway patrol stated....
