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Johnnny Fargone, ND – Another excessively huge concert is just about to be announced for Fargo, North Dakotah! Autopsia will be performing some of their greatest mega-hits, including: Coffee and Cremation, Dead Upon Arrival, Peace...
April 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
Fargo, ND – The filthy remnants of a cleanup week trash pile containing an unknown quantity of Super AIDS is believed to be the cause of the rampant Super AIDS epidemic here in Fargo. Due to environmental concerns, a...
