April 8th, 2019 | by
Johnnny East Fargo, MN – After having used it for a while now, many are seriously scratching their heads while wondering what the hell went wrong during the early planning stages of the I-94 interchange at Moorhead’s Eighth...
September 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....
October 28th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Dapl, ND – Have you been wanting to see what’s going on with the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters without really getting involved? Would you like to watch history in the making while a major altercation is playing...
January 6th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Rio Linda, CA – The Good News is that the California drought will soon be over. The Bad News is that the state will soon be one gigantic mudslide. Climatologists at our FMObserver headquarters now believe that California...
Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo - fmobserver.com/bad-red-panda-… 
