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The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation
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The Forty Mental Stages Experienced During Pandemic Isolation

April 9th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Psychiko, Greece – As many of us are living through our first global pandemic, it might be helpful to be aware of the stages we’re likely to be going through during a long period of isolation. Dr. Reta Naquin has...
Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style
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Pandemic Social Distancing, North Dakota Style

March 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – Serious times require serious measures, which is why North Dakotans are being asked to stay as far away from each other as possible. How far is considered safe? Well, the definition of a plain is one tree per...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Asked To Help Fight The Corona Virus

February 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Atlanta, GA – The Trump Administration is wisely asking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for assistance in fighting the Corona Virus War. President Trump is personally calling upon the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team to...
Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime
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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

January 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...
Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases
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Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases

March 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The first of many new 21st century diseases is making its presence known in the Midwest. Many over-crowded area hospitals are now reporting a sudden spike in the number of serious cases of Gogopox. This rare...
Lime Disease Traced Back To Margarita Happy Hours
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Lime Disease Traced Back To Margarita Happy Hours

March 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rochester, MN – At the Hellmann’s Mayo Clinic, researchers have positively linked Lime Disease to the excessive drinkage of lime-flavored margaritas. Scientific data shows that people who consume multiple jumbo lime...
Zika Test Now Available
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Zika Test Now Available

March 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new Zika Test is now available. Most of the test results so far have been quite negative. State epidemiologists are hoping for more positive results in the future. In cooperation with the FM Observer,...
MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck
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MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck

April 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Somewhere, Minnesota – A group of resourceful environmental herbologists with a special knack for marketing organic health products will soon be selling pond scum (Pondis Scumius Major) carefully gathered from certain...
Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You
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Miraculous ElderHaus Magically Cures Whatever Ails You

April 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – It’s the oldest building in the motley city of Moorhead. Known as just ElderHaus, everyone who’s ever stayed there claims it has magical powers to rid one’s body and mind of all sorts of...
Government To Begin Grouping People Into “Sick Camps” By What Diseases We Have
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Government To Begin Grouping People Into “Sick Camps” By What Diseases We Have

November 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With the help of the CDC (Centre for Disease Control), Big Government will soon be organizing communities into groups of people based on what diseases we have. Since Big Government already has access to all...