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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...

Russia Says It’s Not Harboring Any Pale, Colorless Americans

Moscow, Russia—Vladimir Putin and his evil band of KGB cronies vehemently stated earlier today that they are not knowingly in possession of any ghastly-looking American males, especially those named Edward Snowman. Russian...