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Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe
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Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe

May 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
Cave Exploration Not Unlike Doing A Colonoscopy
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Cave Exploration Not Unlike Doing A Colonoscopy

January 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cavetown, Maryland – Recently, while hanging out in the lunchroom of a local hospital, we learned of an interesting phenomenon while sipping coffee at a table with some gastroenterologists. What we discovered is that many...
Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!
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Swimmable Lake Discovered On Mars!

February 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket
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NASA Reducing Its Goal To Just Being Able To Successfully Launch A Rocket

October 29th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...