May 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
January 17th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Cavetown, Maryland – Recently, while hanging out in the lunchroom of a local hospital, we learned of an interesting phenomenon while sipping coffee at a table with some gastroenterologists. What we discovered is that many...
February 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
October 29th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Wallops Island, VA – Despite an apparent ‘glitch’ during take-off, NASA is saying that everything is under control and that no one should have any reason for concern. Even though many on-lookers witnessed an...
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