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Fargo Man Who Dreams He Was On A Cruise Ship Wakes Up With Corona Virus

Fargo, ND – While sleeping soundly in his Fargo home, a man who had a dream of being on a cruise ship woke up testing positive for the Corona Virus. After deciding to self-quarantine in his bedroom, the man fell back asleep...

Fargo Man A Dead Ringer For Leonardo Da Vinci

Fargo, ND – You may have seen him walking in and around the greater Fargo-Moorhead area while frequenting some of his favorite spots such as the library, the planetarium, and Italian restaurants. His name is Davin...

Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape

Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...

Fargo Man Won’t Confirm Nor Deny That He’s Running For President

Fargo, ND – At this time, Fargo native Rinfret Pounders will neither confirm or deny that he is planning on running for president of the United States in the next presidential election. Speculation surrounding the...

Fargo Man Arrested For Leaving Dog Outside Too Long

Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...

Fargo’s Dr. Svinkhaus Believes That Black Holes Matter

Fargo, ND – Dr. Hector Svinkhaus who is internationally known for his work in radioactivity, particularly AM/FM, is now a possible candidate to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for his breakthrough study of black holes....

Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...

Fargo’s Most Famous Poet Tries To Explain His Best Works

Fargo, ND – Nedley Graves is known far and wide as probably thee most famous poet to ever call Fargo, ND his home. His whole life has been spent writing poetry to the extent that his home is so full of it that it was...

Fargo Man Returns Home To Discover Demolition Crew Destroying Wrong House

Fargo, ND – You can imagine the shock that Mr. Henry Kaberry who lives at 2088 Muscat Street was feeling when he pulled into his driveway. While his children were still at school and his wife was at work, he decided to go...

Fargo Man Often Mistaken For 16th U.S. President

Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man often gets told he looks a lot like someone else. Mr. Gilmore Rawls, a long-time resident of Fargo, bears an uncanny similarity to President Abraham Lincoln, who lived about 150 years ago. When...