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Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media
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Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

September 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...
Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set
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Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set

May 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Buckinghamshire, England – Professional golfer Ian Poultergeist who is known for his bold fashion has somehow gotten trapped in an old television set. Mr. Poultergeist: “Yes, I am definitely trapped in this TV and...
Super Moon Proves It’s Moving Closer To Earth
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Super Moon Proves It’s Moving Closer To Earth

November 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moon Unit, USA – The recent full super beaver moon is proof positive for many that the Moon is indeed moving closer to Earth. Experts say that if the current rate continues, the Moon should be just a few miles away from...
Florida Hurricane Giving Zika Mosquitos A Free Ride To The Entire East Coast
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Florida Hurricane Giving Zika Mosquitos A Free Ride To The Entire East Coast

September 2nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Miami, FL – As hazardous Hurricane Hermine passed over Florida, most people were worried about the obvious winds, rains, and flooding from a category one hurricane. What most people did not realize was that as tropical...
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Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald’s Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him

October 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.  ...
Herpes-infected Monkeys Terrorize Florida
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Herpes-infected Monkeys Terrorize Florida

September 13th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Hundreds of rare wild monkeys — some carrying herpes — are on the loose in Florida after a tour guide brought the spunky critters to the state long ago. Wildlife officials said that three pairs of Rhesus monkeys were...
United States government closing Florida border permanently
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United States government closing Florida border permanently

July 13th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC – With the George Zimmerman verdict serving as the straw that broke the camel’s back, the government of our fair nation has decided to (finally) close Florida’s border off from the rest of the...