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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million
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Fargo College Game Day Crowd Swells To A Million

September 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – ESPN’s College Game Day program was expected to attract a large crowd but nobody knew exactly how large it would be. One policeman said: “I think everyone from the state of North Dakota is here! And...
NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time
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NFL to Allow Teams to Use 12 Offensive Players At A Time

August 4th, 2014 | by Nick
New York, NY—In an ongoing measure to protect the quarterback and reduce the amount of on-field concussions, the NFL is giving its offenses a huge advantage by allowing them to use 12 players as opposed to the defense’s...
North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams
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North Dakota Gets 1 Of 8 Newly Added NFL Teams

July 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – North Dakota is excited by the NFL’s announcement that it has landed one of eight new team franchises. The latest NFL expansion is adding one team to each of its eight divisions. The North Dakota...
Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report
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Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report

April 29th, 2014 | by Nick
  Cleveland, OH—An FM Observer investigative report concludes without a doubt that a number of surefire first-round NFL draft picks have been under-performing for scouts at the combine and during private team workouts in...
Bill Burns Makes The Fargo Invaders Team
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Bill Burns Makes The Fargo Invaders Team

March 18th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
  Fargo, ND – After an exhausting 2 weeks of waiting, the wait is finally over. Bill Burns has received word via postal mail that he did indeed make the Fargo Invaders football team. As you can see from the picture...
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay
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Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay

January 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Green Gay, Wisconsin – Shortly after quarterback Aaron Rodgers recently denied being gay, he came out and denied that he made the original denial. The starr quarterback for the Green Bay Packers is essentially denying that...
Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England
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Tim Tebow Excited To Do Absolutely Nothing For New England

June 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Boston, MA—We were just sitting there enjoying a Tebow-free NFL offseason when suddenly the New England Patriots signed the Chosen One to a two-year contract. Damn it. Tim Tebow was plucked from relative obscurity by Bill...
Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time
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Valley News Live Coverage Of Sitting Buses Leaves Anchors Struggling To Fill Time

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – After the NDSU Bison football team slaughtered Sam Houston State University, they made their way back to good ol’ Fargo, North Dakota.  Good for them, not so good for the news anchors who had to sit there...
Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas
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Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas

January 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat. Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats,...