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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies
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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

February 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber
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Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber

July 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lincoln, MT – Experts are divided on what exactly caused the rare 5.8 earthquake that recently struck western Montana. One school of thought is that Global Fracking was the cause of the quake. “All those fracking oil...