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Bernie Sanders Waves Good-Bye To Humanity As He Leaves To Become The First President Of Mars

Mars, Milky Way – Shortly after suspending his 2020 presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders waved to everyone on Earth as he boarded his plane for Mars. “This is a bittersweet moment. Bitter because Joe Biden looks to...

FMO To Host Free All-City Concert Featuring Hot Mega-Band “Neon Fruitcake!”

West Fargo, ND – To help get the New Year started off going in the right direction, your FM Observer will be hosting a free concert open to everyone who lives in West Fargo. The super trending band Neon Fruitcake! will be...

FMO’s Medivan To Provide Free Medical Check-Ups To Shovelers

West Fargo, ND – While out shoveling heavy snow and pushing your body to the limit, how would you like to step into the warmth of a mobile medical van for a free full physical examination? Our long-time friend Dr. Fred...

Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...

New Test For Dementia Is Highly Conclusive

Crazy Horse, SD – There is now a new and very simple test for determining pre-dementia as well as full-blown dementia. This test which was scientifically developed by the Dementia Interrogative Program (DIP) is highly...

Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!

West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...

Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has learned from our last year’s annual survey that a large number of area college students who are often living on a rather tight budget regularly eat for free at the Costso store....

FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...

Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...

Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...