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Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)
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Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

July 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...
New Test For Dementia Is Highly Conclusive
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New Test For Dementia Is Highly Conclusive

December 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Crazy Horse, SD – There is now a new and very simple test for determining pre-dementia as well as full-blown dementia. This test which was scientifically developed by the Dementia Interrogative Program (DIP) is highly...
Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!
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Mind Expansion Seminars Can Help You Reach Beyond Your Full Potential!

May 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...
Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples
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Many College Students Admit To Living Off Of Costco Free Samples

February 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has learned from our last year’s annual survey that a large number of area college students who are often living on a rather tight budget regularly eat for free at the Costso store....
FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements
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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

January 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...
Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun
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Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

December 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...
Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government
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Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

December 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...
Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!
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Ask For Your ‘Free Beer’ During Free Beer Week!

August 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – All across the region, it is once again Free Beer Week! This will be the Second Annual Free Beer Week since last year’s kickoff was so well received. If you find yourself at one of the many participating...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
World’s Fastest Banjo Player Coming To Fargo To Do Free Banjo Workshops
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World’s Fastest Banjo Player Coming To Fargo To Do Free Banjo Workshops

November 2nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Pickens, West Virginia – The undisputed fastest banjo player in the world is coming to Fargo, North Dakota! Ol’ Joe Perkins has long been the fastest banjo player in the world. Banjo Joe first became the world’s...