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Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate

Goose Village, Nebraska – Wildlife biologists are noticing confusion amongst the migrating goose population. Professional bird watchers are observing that migrating geese seem “very confused” as to which...

Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...

Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...

Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...

Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People

Fargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...

Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...

Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”

Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...

Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...

Global Spinning Is Increasing In Speed; Is It Too Late To Try And Put The Brakes On?

Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...

Area Marshes Getting Really Bogged Down

Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...