Goose Village, Nebraska – Wildlife biologists are noticing confusion amongst the migrating goose population.
Professional bird watchers are observing that migrating geese seem “very confused” as to which direction to fly for their annual migration to Spring break.
Biologist Sue Coons-Fodge says: “We believe that the combination of Global Warming and Global Cooling is creating a major bombogenesis which is causing some serious disorientation for these poor little geese.”
Sue goes on: “Hopefully they’ll get it all figured out in time to travel North, where they can party, and have sex, in order to hatch more future confusion.”
Predictably, all the letters in Sue Coons-Fodge can migrate into: Confused Goose!