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Fighting Sioux Fans Plan Freedom-Of-Speech Class Action LawSuit Against NCAA

The land of the free, and the home of the Sioux!

The land of the free, and the home of the Sioux!

Grand Forks, ND – After it was learned that the NCAA is threatening the University of North Dakota with more penalties and sanctions if the fans continue to yell out “Sioux” at the end of the National Anthem, Sioux fans are planning to sue.

One older woman who has been attending Fighting Sioux hockey games since 1943 said: “This is complete bullshit – the NCAA telling us what we, the fans, can and cannot say. This really fricking bites. Makes me so mad I want to throw my dentures out onto the ice!”

Another fanatic, who is pre-law, opined: “I do believe a crowd of sports fans has the right under our freedom of speech to verbally cheer for a team in any way they see fit. The National Collegiate Athletic Association which was founded by “The Cowboy of the Dakotas“, President Teddy Roosevelt, does not have the power to limit fan speech before, during, or after a game.”

Litigious fans of the former Fighting Sioux plan on filing their complaint to petition the court to get this case certified as a civil rights class action lawsuit. Meanwhile, Ralph Engelstad was unavailable for comment but the word is that the gorgeous world-class Grand Forks hockey arena that bears his name will soon be torn down brick by brick.

Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House

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Grand Forks Party Castle

Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties.

In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city authorities to condemn the place.

Rather than razing it and putting up a parking lot, a motivated group of creative fraternity brothers effectively changed some minds on this issue.

Even though the castle has no electricity, water, or working plumbing, it will be the perfect location for super large and crazy parties since it is virtually indestructible.

Book your event soon as dates are filling up quickly!

Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul Greenbush, MN

Priest Arrested In India for Sexually Assaulting A Minnesota Girl In 2004.

Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul Greenbush, MNGrand Forks, ND – A priest touching made national headlines due to one glaring difference: victim was a female.  Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul, 57 was arrested for sexually assaulting two girls in 2004 and 2005 while being a pedophile priest at Blessed Sacrament church in Greenbush, Minn.  One of the accused victims was Megan Peterson.  She was 14 at the time of the assault.

It is nothing new that priests are generally known for their affinity for tiny penis.  In fact, if your boy is at church right now, there is a good chance that the priest is probably touching his penis.  It’s so common, priests across the nation lobbied to pass a law called “Priests For Penis.”  This called for making it legal only for priests to touch any little boy’s penis they wanted.  After Joseph Palanivel Jeyapaul’s arrest, they discussed changing this proposed law to include females but only as a RARE exception.

Megan Peterson expects to work with the county attorney’s office in Roseau in returning Jeyapaul to Minnesota to face the criminal charges.