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West Fargo Couple Dies In Car While Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green
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West Fargo Couple Dies In Car While Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green

February 18th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In a stunningly slow turn of events, an older West Fargo couple died while waiting for a red light to turn green. Leth and Helt Ringgold had pulled up to a red traffic light which recently had been having...
President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland
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President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland

August 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?
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Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?

April 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Quamba, Minnesota – Ms. Geri Quam emailed our gardening and landscape specialist a great question: How can I create a green quagmire on our Minnesota lake property in order to provide some wetlands for animals and help save...
FM Observers Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day With A Surprise Trip To Ireland
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FM Observers Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day With A Surprise Trip To Ireland

March 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Cork City, Ireland – Because many FM Observers have such strong ties to Ireland, we decided to take a trip and celebrate St. Patrick’s day with the Irish. While visiting with Corkonians here in Cork City, we’ve...
All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination
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All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

April 8th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...
PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl
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PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl

January 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...
Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters
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Military Developing Pink Night Vision Just For Female Fighters

May 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – The U.S. Military working in conjunction with the color pink has come up with new pink night-vision goggles for its female fighting force. The traditional green phosphor night-vision was designed for males...
Recounts Show That Jill Stein Won The Election
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Recounts Show That Jill Stein Won The Election

January 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Steinsville, Pennsylvania – Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has finally finished doing her own vote recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. Based on her new final count vote totals, she is declaring...
Edible Cricket Farming Providing Many Fargo Families Extra Income During Sluggish Obama Economy
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Edible Cricket Farming Providing Many Fargo Families Extra Income During Sluggish Obama Economy

November 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With healthcare costs becoming more and more unaffordable due to increasing premiums and deductibles under the UnAffordable Care Act, many Fargo families have turned to edible cricket farming in an effort to...
New Green Shoes Designed To Lessen Carbon Footprints
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New Green Shoes Designed To Lessen Carbon Footprints

October 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Greenspring, PA – The Federal Government, secretly working in conjunction with Algore, has designed a new Green Shoe to help lessen each person’s carbon footprints. Here are some important facts you need to know about...