May 1st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Dem Aware, Delaware – After Old Joe Biden ostensibly slurred through his presidential kick-off speech, he was already considered to be the 2020 President-Elect. To those foolable pundits who thought The Joe-ker slurred...
October 24th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
September 10th, 2015 | by
Johnnny New York, NY – While standing on top of his Trump Tower building, Donald Trump promised to a small gaggle of reporters that if elected president, he would shave the top of his own personal Trump Tower. Call it a gimmick if...
August 14th, 2015 | by
Johnnny New York, NY – The next president of the United States wants to thank you in advance for your vote by dropping $100 bills from the sky. If you live in a key battleground state, expect to see Donald Trump’s plane doing...
July 1st, 2013 | by
Bill Burns For only $6.95, you can keep just SOME of that gray but not all of it. If you’re feeling lazy and only want to dye half of your hair but keep the gray, then use Touch of Gray! When you think having just a...
