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The Cemetery Is Good Place For Trick Or Treaters

Fargo, ND – Dr. Headstone of the Halloween Educational Literary Library Organization (HELLO) is reminding children who want to have a full trick or treating experience to not forget to take a slow walk through the local...

Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On

Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...

Uncle Screwball Warning Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Scary Clowns Like Him

Moorhead, MN – As a public service in the name of survival safety, the infamous clown named Uncle Screwball (who is best known for freaking kids out) wants to warn parents and children to stay away from any scary-looking...

Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo

Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...

Pet Halloween Costume Contest

The FM Observer is looking for Fargo-Moorhead’s cutest Halloween pet. Dress your pet into their best Halloween costume and send photos to...

Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins

West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step?  West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...

Fargo Pedophiles Feeling Left Out This Halloween Season

It’s a somber, sad, and gloomy month for area pedophiles as Halloween is around the corner. Lately, you can see all their vans parked lonesomely in the shadows. The beautiful month of October is upon us. Vivid colors of...