December 28th, 2016 | by
Nick Washington, DC – In the desolate, run-down wastelands of the Middle-East, countries are at war. People are blowing stuff up over there at an alarming rate. Blowing things up and blowing each other up and putting our...
July 30th, 2014 | by
Nick VIKINGS – With training camp and the NFL preseason in full swing, the National Football League Vikings of Minnesota are looking poised for a breakout 2014 season. The Observer predicts that the Purple People Eaters will...
March 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Upworthy is a website that uses click-bait titles to drive people to click their links. These are some headlines that didn’t make the cut. George had a cyst on his balls. You won’t believe what happens next. Sam got...
February 28th, 2014 | by
Nick Fort Myers, FL – With Major League Baseball spring training officially underway in Fort Myers, media people went belly up to the podium for a little preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy,...
February 7th, 2014 | by
Johnnny San Diego, CA – Ever since the movie Office Space came out, relieving stress by using hypnosis has been gaining popularity. In our iTech world, many find it impossible to escape the 24/7 demands of their jobs. You can join...
February 5th, 2014 | by
Nick Birmingham, AL—In response to CVS’s announcement that they will discontinue the sale of tobacco products at its 7,600 locations across the USA, Walmart has proudly announced that they are pulling an incredibly harmful...
February 4th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—After serving booze to a minor, Santa Lucia restaurant in south Fargo was hit with a fine as punishment for failing their random alcohol compliance check. The restaurant’s owner disputed the fine, saying that...
February 2nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Domino, Texas – If you didn’t already want to order a pizza today for the Super Bowl, you might want to just for the experience of drone delivery. All across the nation, Domino’s Pizzas will be delivered by...
January 28th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—Two things we know are true about man’s best friend: they love to eat and they love to act like people. Have you ever noticed how much fun Rover has riding in the car? Sleeping in your bed? Sitting on your...
January 28th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Maui, Hawaii – Everyone told him it couldn’t be done. No, you can’t train a parrot-fish to speak English, you silly boy! That’s when he wished that someday he could prove them all wrong. Twelve year old...
