July 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...
December 11th, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...
