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All North Dakotans Now Required To Take An Annual Mental Examination

Bismarck, ND – With much of the national discussion being focused on mental health, North Dakota will proactively soon begin annually checking the mental health of each and every one of its citizens. A new task force called...

Jamestown Man Goes Crazy While Looking At Himself In The Mirror Too Long

Jamestown, ND – Have you ever looked at your self in the mirror long enough so that you forgot you were looking at a reflection? Mirrorologists call this magical moment the Mind Snap Moment, named after Dr. Leonard Mind...

Ancient Roman Ruins Found Just South Of Jamestown, North Dakota

Gackle, ND – A lone deer hunter accidentally discovered some ancient Roman ruins near the town of Gackle, North Dakota. The Romans are believed to have settled in this rural area of North Dakota after Columbus gave them a...

State Insane Asylum Reopens Due To High Demand

Jamestown, ND – The State Hospital in Jamestown, ND will be having a Grand Re-Opening soon. After being closed for decades due to political incorrectness, the State Insane Asylum will be resuming operations due to a large...