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FMObserver Donates Valuable Work Of Art To Popular Soup Kitchen To Boost Morale

𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖 by Amsterdam Douglass has an appraised value of $350,000

Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has announced plans to donate a very valuable work of art to the Second Lutheran Church soup kitchen in a magnanimous effort to boost mid-winter morale.

The soup kitchen, cleverly called “The Souper Bowl”, is located next to the Second Lutheran Church, and is one of the most popular soup kitchens this side of Dilworth.

The work of art which is being donated by the FM Observer is an infamous painting by Sir Amsterdam Douglass who recently came out of retirement just to create this masterpiece for “The Souper Bowl”.

The painting is entitled 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖, which Amsterdam Douglass reportedly painted of his grandson Omar, supposedly after eating a healthy portion of magic mushrooms.

Everyone who reads this post is invited to visit “The Souper Bowl”, and see 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖 up on the wall, while enjoying some mushroom soup.

How To Properly Entertain Guests In Your Home For Coffee Or Tea

It’s important to know how to properly entertain when inviting guests into your home.

West Fargo, ND Our staff member who’s considered to be the Fargo-Moorhead area’s Ms. Manners is our very own Ms. Morning Ipson!

Ms. Ipson has a few good tips for when you want to invite someone over to your place for some coffee or tea.

Morning says:

1. Meet the person at the door so you can personally throw their jacket on the floor.

2. If your dog is a barker, one twelve inch piece of duct tape around its mouth should mute the mutt.

3. Have some space cleared off on top of your kitchen table for you and your esteemed guest to sit amongst the towering stacks of magazines you’ve been planning on reading for years.

4. As you invite your honored guest to sit down, pull out an empty chair which you’ve wiped clean within the last month.

5. Offer your special guest either hot coffee or tea, accompanied by a fresh scone or crumpet, and then basically just serve them whatever the hell you have on hand.

6. Keep the conversation limited to small talk, unless your guest mentions anything about President Trump.

7. Have a cute decorative sign pointing to your bathroom which hopefully has been pre-flushed prior to your guest’s arrival.

8. After about an hour of delightful chit chat, tell your guest they now have to leave because you have another guest coming over in ten minutes (it’s not a lie if you believe it).

Interestingly, all of the letters in Morning Ipson can be spun around to spell: Spinning Room!

All Granite Countertops Being Recalled Due To Gamma Radiation

Think of your lovely granite countertops as miniature radiation factories.

Gamma, Missouri – Tests labs have now proven that granite countertops produce enough gamma radiation so as to be problematic for today’s average households.

Dr. Artinian Oatridge explains that slabs of granite naturally contain veins housing varying amounts of radioactive elements.

“Besides producing cancer-causing radon from any uranium, thorium, or radium that might be present within your nice-looking granite slab there in your kitchen, we are also detecting significant beta and gamma radiation emissions,” warns Dr. Oatridge.

His granite slab lab is advising everyone with kitchen granite countertops to leave your windows open for ventilation until the source of the gamma radiation can be physically removed from the premises.

In the meantime, consider purchasing an expensive instrument which when properly calibrated can measure the exact amount of ionizational output of the countertops on which you are daily cooking your food.

Interestingly, all of the letters in Artinian Oatridge can be re-ionized to spell: Granite Radiation!

Kitchen Remodeling Company Creating Questionably Satisfied Customers

Done is better than perfect!

Moorhead, MN OK Remodeling Company has proudly been trying to remodel kitchens in the area for years.

They maybe sometimes miss the mark but at least they try hard and work till the job is supposedly done.

What do clients say about OK Remodeling Company?

Yemane Ambessa: “When we saw what they did to our kitchen, my wife and I were utterly stunned, and then we both started crying.”

Jago Brownlock: “I would like to track down the person who recommended this company to us.”

If you have need for a remodeling company to give your kitchen a new look, call OK Remodeling Company at 666-6666 any time after midnight.