April 3rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Quamba, Minnesota – Ms. Geri Quam emailed our gardening and landscape specialist a great question: How can I create a green quagmire on our Minnesota lake property in order to provide some wetlands for animals and help save...
May 1st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – What are expected to be beautiful lots someday, are being sold today around the West Fargo lagoon. Imagine yourself cruising around this future West Fargo lake in your brand new pontoon. This former sewage...
May 14th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Long Lake, MN – During the opening of fishing season, Humbert Galasso landed what appears to be the largest large-mouth bass ever caught in Minnesota. Mr. Galasso had just begun fishing on one of 121 different lakes in...
March 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Sinkhole, MN – After a large sinkhole unexpectedly created a new lake in Northern Minisoda, realtors are wasting no time selling front row seats to the new gem. The sinkhole, which is approximately 166 feet deep, naturally...
February 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Syrtis Major, Mars – Marsologists are excitedly reporting that a lake has been discovered on Planet Mars! What was first observed with the Viking Orbiter has now been confirmed with the Mars Rover. The unnamed lake is...
Hawley, MN—Taking a page from the Hollywood textbook of glitz and glamour, the city of Hawley, Minnesota will be constructing their own living, commemorative outdoor museum entitled the Hawley-Wood Dock of Fame. A gigantic,...
