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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans
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ND Lawmakers Vote To Cut Their Own Pay And Always Wear Jeans

February 19th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal
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Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

December 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...
Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu
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Harambe’s Family To Sue Zoo Who Blew Him To Timbuktu

November 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cincinnati, OH – Family members of the recently murdered, captive, and endangered silverback named Harambe (pronounced Harambe) have lawyered up and plan to sue the zoo where Harambe was shot while assisting a young,...
Fargo Woman Suing Led Zeppelin For Plagiarizing Her Song ‘Kashmir’
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Fargo Woman Suing Led Zeppelin For Plagiarizing Her Song ‘Kashmir’

June 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An elderly Fargo woman is planning to sue Led Zeppelin for stealing a song that she claims she wrote back in 1972. The lady’s name is Mrs. Roberta Plantain and the name of the song that she claims Led...
McDonald’s Sandwich Lover Awarded $2 Million Settlement
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McDonald’s Sandwich Lover Awarded $2 Million Settlement

October 2nd, 2012 | by Nick
Pittsburgh, PA – A McDonald’s customer suing the world-famous restaurant chain for damages caused after burning himself on a hot Big Mac has won his case. Ryan Deerfield of Pittsburgh, PA took it upon himself to sue...
Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues
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Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues

April 30th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....