This new calculator can pick the winners of NFL football games with amazing accuracy.
Pick City, ND – If you’re in an NFL pickem league and want a leg up on your fellow pickem pickers, the new Ronco Pickem Calculator is for you!
Simply pick it up, turn it on, enter a few basic parameters about any upcoming game in question, and the Ronco Pickem Calculator will give you its best guess, which has been scientifically proven to be incredibly correct.
Dr. Dumpster Johnstone has been using the Ronco Pickem Calculator for his workplace pickem pool: “I love this fricking calculator because I’m in First Place all by my lonesome!”
Ms. Camille Clampton says: “I would truly be lost (and losing) if someone somehow took this amazing tool away from me, so please don’t even think about it!”
If you need some serious help in your football pickem pool, get yourself a new Ronco Pickem Calculator wherever Ronco products are sold.
Or better yet, just ask your Secret Santa to get one for you!
Have some fun by re-arranging all the letters in “Bitter Snowfall” to spell out: Winter Softball!
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors.
Birton Westfall and Walston Filbert, who both grew up in Norway, are co-organizing Fargo’s Winter Softball League.
Birton Westfall says it is a wonderful chance to breathe the wild air and bring some beer to share. “Hopefully winter softball leagues will increase in popularity as Global Warming makes winters more bearable up here in North Dakota.”
Walston Filbert admits one does need to dress for success when playing in a winter softball league. “We remind players of the old Norwegian proverb: There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.”
They also like to point out that “Winter Softball” is simply another arrangement of the letters in “Bitter Snowfall”.
If you would like to bravely sign up for Fargo’s Winter Softball League, then boldly step up to the plate by calling or texting either Birton Westfall or Walston Filbert, whose names can both be re-arranged to spell: Winter Softball!
Fargo, ND – As the sport of table tennis continues to grow in popularity world-wide, Fargo is being proactive to stay ahead of the competition.
Just as Fargo has its own baseball, hockey, and roller derby teams, the forward-looking city is beginning to put together an official Fargo Table Tennis Team.
By gathering the best of the best from our wonderfully diverse community, Fargo seeks to dominate any and all other cities and towns who dare to put forth their own table tennis teams.
The Chinese call it “Ping Pong” while everyone who participates just calls it “fun“.
No matter if you’re male or female, young or old, if you think you have what it takes to make the Fargo Table Tennis Team, watch for more information on leagues and tournaments that will ultimately determine the proud members of Fargo’s elite Table Tennis Team.
For anyone who likes to brainstorm, the team will also need an official name and logo!