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Two Fargo Illusionists Go Missing, Without A Trace, Except For Their Pajamas

Fargo, ND – An ongoing search for a pair of Fargo magicians keeps coming up empty. The Wee Brothers, who describe themselves as professional illusionists, are seemingly no where to be found after disappearing from their...

The Orb Is Now Available Wherever Cool Things Are Sold

Potter, WI – If you like ordering cool things online that are even cooler when you open the box, then Google’s new Hairy Potter Magical Orb is for you. Tech-sperts are raving about The Orb and predicting that it could...

Criss Angel To Lead US Army’s New MINDFREAK Infantry

Washington, DC – In the desolate, run-down wastelands of the Middle-East, countries are at war. People are blowing stuff up over there at an alarming rate. Blowing things up and blowing each other up and putting our...

NDSU Hires Hairy Potter As Professor Of Spells And Incantations

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has confirmed while drinking from the grapevine that Hairy Potter has been hired by NDSU to be the school’s first-ever Professor of Spells and Incantations. FMO: How did you decide to take...