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The Pot Now Legal In Four ND Counties

With all the votes now in from the 2018 midterm elections, Measure 3 was successfully passed by a majority of voters in four North Dakota counties. So now, it will be legal for North Dakotans over the age of 20 who live in...

Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana

Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...

Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...

Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...

Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now

Fargo,ND−Area mother Cynthia Lincoln-Baxter finds herself utterly perplexed at the fact that Colorado hasn’t devolved into an absolute wasteland full of crime, poverty and despair since the state’s...

Recreational Use of Alcohol Now Legal In Colorado

Denver, CO—At the turn of the new year, legislation passed in the state of Colorado permitted  “liquor stores” to begin selling alcoholic beverages over-the-counter directly to citizens. This has infuriated MAID...

Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana

Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...

Fargo Man Arrested for Marijuana Instead of Concealed Deadly Weapon

Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that a Fargo man was caught in possession of marijuana and a concealed weapon last night. Kenneth Noisewater was pulled over for running a red light on south University drive at about 9:45,...

It’s 4/20 In Denver

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Colorado: Violent Crime Down 400% Since Marijuana Legalization

Denver, CO – First quarter 2013 crime statistics are officially in from the Mile High City, and things are looking up. Violent crime has taken a nose dive compared to past years. Crimes of passion and hate have seen a...