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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints
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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

April 20th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...
Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now
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Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now

April 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo,ND−Area mother Cynthia Lincoln-Baxter finds herself utterly perplexed at the fact that Colorado hasn’t devolved into an absolute wasteland full of crime, poverty and despair since the state’s...
Recreational Use of Alcohol Now Legal In Colorado
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Recreational Use of Alcohol Now Legal In Colorado

January 6th, 2014 | by Nick
Denver, CO—At the turn of the new year, legislation passed in the state of Colorado permitted  “liquor stores” to begin selling alcoholic beverages over-the-counter directly to citizens. This has infuriated MAID...
Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana
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Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana

September 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
Fargo Man Arrested for Marijuana Instead of Concealed Deadly Weapon
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Fargo Man Arrested for Marijuana Instead of Concealed Deadly Weapon

May 23rd, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that a Fargo man was caught in possession of marijuana and a concealed weapon last night. Kenneth Noisewater was pulled over for running a red light on south University drive at about 9:45,...
It’s 4/20 In Denver
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It’s 4/20 In Denver

April 20th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
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Colorado: Violent Crime Down 400% Since Marijuana Legalization
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Colorado: Violent Crime Down 400% Since Marijuana Legalization

March 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Denver, CO – First quarter 2013 crime statistics are officially in from the Mile High City, and things are looking up. Violent crime has taken a nose dive compared to past years. Crimes of passion and hate have seen a...
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Kellogg’s To Release Brand New Product Line In Colorado and Washington.

November 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Battle Creek, MI – In the wake of the recent election, Kellogg’s plans to release a brand new product line specifically for the states of Colorado and Washington. For the supporters of marijuana, it was a historic...
I Was Gonna Take My Baby Off The Roof Of My Car……But Then I Got High.
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I Was Gonna Take My Baby Off The Roof Of My Car……But Then I Got High.

June 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Phoenix, AZ – Some shocking news this past week.  Catalina Clouser, 19, is facing driving and child abuse charges after her one-month-old baby fell off the roof of her car while driving away, forgetting she had put the...