October 2nd, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Mr. Cambi Gold of rural Fargo recently discovered something in the back of his refrigerator that had apparently been there for 30 years. To Mr. Gold’s amazement, his 30-year-old Big Mac sandwich looked...
July 27th, 2018 | by
Nick Moorhead, MN – Moorhead man Greithan Cutstash considers himself a lucky duck. Now he’s quacking about it. Lucky enough was Greithan to find what appears to be a genuine bitcoin nestled inside a McDonald’s happy...
December 23rd, 2013 | by
Johnnny Oak Brook, IL – Ronald McDonald is excited to announce the addition of two new meat sandwiches to their international chain restaurant McMenu. The McDonald’s Corporation will soon be unveiling the McHorse sandwich,...
October 4th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege. ...
December 18th, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – It all starts as soon as you wake up in the morning. You’ve overslept. You’re running late to work. Now, in order to fill your daily “quota” or keep on task at the office, you have to cut...
October 2nd, 2012 | by
Nick Pittsburgh, PA – A McDonald’s customer suing the world-famous restaurant chain for damages caused after burning himself on a hot Big Mac has won his case. Ryan Deerfield of Pittsburgh, PA took it upon himself to sue...
March 21st, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Moorhead, MN – Police officers arrested a Moorhead McDonalds drive-thru speaker earlier this morning. Police reports state the drive-thru speaker was being “confrontational” and “speaking funny” to...
