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Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose
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Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose

October 6th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Roseville, MN — Students of Gretta Jurcak’s sixth period math class exchanged eye-rolls as classmate Andy Struum sniffled his runny nose for nearly an hour. Struum’s snorting began midway through third period...
Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives
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Odorless Farts Plague Edina Housewives

August 19th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
After years of financial prosperity, citizens of Edina, Minn. are worried their flatulence is failing to produce any odor. Edina, an inner-ring suburb of Minneapolis, is among the wealthiest cities in Minnesota with a median...
Minnetonka Prepares for First Annual “Milfoil-stival”
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Minnetonka Prepares for First Annual “Milfoil-stival”

August 19th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Excelsior, MN – After running out of reasons to pile boats into the lake, members of the Lake Minnetonka Event Planners have scheduled a celebration of the area’s most abundant natural resource: milfoil. On August 30 and 31,...
Christain Ponder To Play Kicker
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Christain Ponder To Play Kicker

August 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Minneapolis, MN  – Exciting and unusual news coming out of the Minnesota Vikings camp this morning.  The word on the street is that Christian Ponder will give up his quarterback position to play Kicker. Leslie Frazier...