November 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...
June 21st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything. Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of...
April 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...
July 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...
January 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” But nowhere in the U.S. Postal Service’s motto does it say that...
September 13th, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller Hundreds of rare wild monkeys — some carrying herpes — are on the loose in Florida after a tour guide brought the spunky critters to the state long ago. Wildlife officials said that three pairs of Rhesus monkeys were...
Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo's Second Pandemic - fmobserver.com/baseball-sized… 
