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ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!

Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...

Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything. Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of...

Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes

Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...

New Fargo Motorcycle Gang Called ‘Hell Monkeys’

Fargo, ND – Whether it likes it or not, Fargo now has a new motorcycle gang with which to contend. The Hell Monkeys are their name and they claim to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Hell Monkey members tend to emulate...

Mail Delivery In Some Fargo Neighborhoods Described As ‘Random’ At Best

Fargo, ND – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” But nowhere in the U.S. Postal Service’s motto does it say that...

Herpes-infected Monkeys Terrorize Florida

Hundreds of rare wild monkeys — some carrying herpes — are on the loose in Florida after a tour guide brought the spunky critters to the state long ago. Wildlife officials said that three pairs of Rhesus monkeys were...