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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map
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Storms Completely Wipe The Town Of Centralia, ND Off The Map

July 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set
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Golfer Ian Poultergeist Somehow Got Trapped In A Television Set

May 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Buckinghamshire, England – Professional golfer Ian Poultergeist who is known for his bold fashion has somehow gotten trapped in an old television set. Mr. Poultergeist: “Yes, I am definitely trapped in this TV and...
35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead
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35-Foot Snake Possibly On The Loose In Moorhead

April 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Authorities not wanting to cause any sort of panic in the normally quaint city of Moorhead are quietly warning residents that a very large snake is unfortunately slithering around town. The snake, whose name...
Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback
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Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation
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Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS
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United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS

February 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
Should I go see The Avengers or watch a real movie: HELLRAISER?
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Should I go see The Avengers or watch a real movie: HELLRAISER?

May 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Today at the White House, a government mandate was unanimously passed into marshall law requiring every American citizen to go see The Avengers because “It’s SO damn good.” It seems that...