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Mars Rover Discovers Relatively Intelligent Life

Mars, Milky Way – Even though scientists have now officially discovered life on Mars, they are admittedly a bit underwhelmed by the fact that it’s just some lichens. However, top Mars lichenologist Dr. Charles Nim...

Building-Like Structures Discovered On Planet Mars

Utopia Basin, Mars – After first discovering water, and then chocolate on Mars, NASA experts have now confirmed the existance of what appear to be buildings on the Red Planet. NASA’s Beagle 3 has been sending back...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...

Cockpit Of New Boeing 797 Not Dissimilar To Giant Organ

Organ, NM – As former test pilots for NASA, a few of our FMO staff members got to personally witness the unveiling of the latest Boeing 797 airplane. While having every modern convenience known to man, some might say that...

Obama To Send All Republicans Into Outer Space

Washington, DC – With his growing unconstitutional powers, President Obama is planning on executing another of his executive memos. This time he is plotting to ask all top Republican leaders to take a “tour” of...

NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...