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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.
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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.

April 1st, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With a little over four years of incredibly touching amateur satire under its belt, Fargo-Moorhead’s only fake news agency is calling it quits. The FM Observer is shutting down permanently, as of this evening....
Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’
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Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’

December 1st, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow
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Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow

February 5th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...
Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th, 2013!
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Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th, 2013!

December 4th, 2013 | by Nick
Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th,...
Black Friday Is Upon Us!
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Black Friday Is Upon Us!

November 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The holy day of crazy people is upon us.  Reports around the U.S of fights breaking out are already coming in.  The best part is, it’s free for us normal folk to watch when it could possibly be pay-per-view.    ...
Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe
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Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe

June 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Cass County Jail will soon be implementing a new, fun activity for some of their inmate population. The sounds of Square Dancing in the jailhouse will be heard on Wednesday afternoons and Saturday evenings....
Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air
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Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air

April 22nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  A.J Clemente and Van Tieu were reading the news when A.J Clemente lets out a nervous ‘fucking shit’ before his turn is up to read the news.  Pretty hilarious. Apparently AJ was suspended for this.  You may...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers
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Best Hurricane Sandy News Bloopers

November 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
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