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Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and...

Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button

Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – After finding the man who may be responsible for causing Hawaii’s 38 minutes of mass missile-mishap manic panic, we are now finding out more about how it may have happened. Tong Turnbow does...

North Korea To Trademark New Time Zone

With news that North Korea is planning to extract itself from a time zone shared with Japan comes the apparent corporate branding of said time zone. In bold opposition to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), North Korea will file an...

North Korean Glee Club To Tour America

Pyongyang, North Korea – The North Korean National Men’s Glee Club will soon be coming to the United States. In a deal recently hatched by North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. Envoy Dennis Rodman, the impressive...