February 23rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Organ, NM – As former test pilots for NASA, a few of our FMO staff members got to personally witness the unveiling of the latest Boeing 797 airplane. While having every modern convenience known to man, some might say that...
June 10th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
May 3rd, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Palo Alto, California – Facebook this week has released a new organ harvesting application. This new facebook application was announced Tuesday by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg as a way to harvest users organs and sell...
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