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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive
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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

August 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...
Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’
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Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’

September 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The day did not go the way young Raven Tufano was expecting. After doing his normal early morning routine which included taking his dog for a walk, he then headed off to school. The teacher asked...
The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick
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The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick

November 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – On the same day that out-going UND President Robert Kelley announced that the Fighting Sioux will now forever after be called the Fighting Hawks, workers quietly began the slow and painful process of...
New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!
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New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!

July 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname found to be too politically incorrect and the top vote-getter “North Dakota” being thrown out by The Committee, it looks like those with the power to decide are...
Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look
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Some Rejected UND Nicknames Maybe Worth Another Look

May 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname being run out of town by the NCAA, the Grand Forks Herald recently made available the list of all the submitted alternative nicknames for UND. Some of the ideas that were...
Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...