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Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo
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Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

May 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...
Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall
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Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

September 1st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
Verizon Wireless Sorry It Let Government See Your Useless Texts
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Verizon Wireless Sorry It Let Government See Your Useless Texts

June 18th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—Amidst reports and allegations regarding Verizon Wireless’s involvement in the much maligned PRISM scandal, the mobile network titan has finally offered a public apology to its cellular subscribers in...
NSA Sick Of Watching Us Screw Up ‘Your’ and ‘You’re’
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NSA Sick Of Watching Us Screw Up ‘Your’ and ‘You’re’

June 9th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—Reports that the National Security Administration is pulling our phone records have been met with serious outcry over whether or not this action infringes on American citizens’ right to privacy. In...