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This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?

West Fargo, ND – A man came wandering into our FM Observer Corporate Office Park not remembering his name, if he’s married, where he works, where he lives, or the names of any family or friends. When we asked the man...

GM Now Recalling Every Car Ever Made

Detroit, MI – What started out as a massive GM recall of only certain makes and models has now mushroomed into the largest recall that we can ever recall in human history. GM Haiku: Own a GM car? If so, it’s being...

FDA Issues Recall of 20 Million Spoiled Rotten Children

Washington, DC – In an unprecedented move, the Food and Drug Administration has issued a recall of what experts are calling the most toxic substance in America: its own spoiled rotten children.  While these whining brats...

Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall

Fargo, ND – A complete idiot at the Food and Drug Administration’s Fargo branch mis-typed a recall order yesterday which resulted in dead bodies being exhumed at Riverside Cemetery in South Fargo. The dumbass, having...