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GM Now Recalling Every Car Ever Made
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GM Now Recalling Every Car Ever Made

April 2nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Detroit, MI – What started out as a massive GM recall of only certain makes and models has now mushroomed into the largest recall that we can ever recall in human history. GM Haiku: Own a GM car? If so, it’s being...
FDA Issues Recall of 20 Million Spoiled Rotten Children
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FDA Issues Recall of 20 Million Spoiled Rotten Children

March 5th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, DC – In an unprecedented move, the Food and Drug Administration has issued a recall of what experts are calling the most toxic substance in America: its own spoiled rotten children.  While these whining brats...
Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall
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Corpses Exhumed Due to Salmonella Recall

November 9th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A complete idiot at the Food and Drug Administration’s Fargo branch mis-typed a recall order yesterday which resulted in dead bodies being exhumed at Riverside Cemetery in South Fargo. The dumbass, having...