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Local Couple’s Painting Worth A Half Million Destroyed By Distracted Driver

West Fargo, ND – A local couple was delightfully delighted to find out that their rummage sale painting was worth a lot of money. Pipaluk Enoksen and his lovely wife Ivalu had brought their painting of a hummingbird to the...

Group Of Fargo Wives Puts Their Husbands Out On Boulevard For Clean-Up Week

North Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood. Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to...

Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service

Fargo, ND – Fargo’s own Dr. Frank Hendassa has decided to finally retire after practicing medicine for 150 years. Dr. Hendassa opened the original Dakota Clinic out of a covered wagon back in the year 1867, the same...

Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes

Fargo, ND – Apparently residents of opposing retirement homes in the Fargo area have been flashing gang signs back and forth at each other to the point where it has become “problematical”. Police reports...

Barbara Walters Being Retired To A Stud Farm

New York, NY – The beautiful and lovely Barbara Walters has been told she is retiring. ABC executives are leaking the news that she will be comfortably retired to a Stud Farm. The iconic 83 year old grandmother to us all,...