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Proceeds From Famous Painting By Amsterdam Douglass To Help Fund Fargo’s Flood Fight

Fargo, ND – Fargo’s very own Amsterdam Douglass is donating his most famous recent painting for auction to help raise funds for Fargo’s focused fight for freedom from feared forecasted floods. The painting,...

Global Warming Causing Ice To Become The New Currency

Meltonville, Iowa – Due to increasingly increasing high and low temperatures throughout the Upper Midwest region, unmelted ice is beginning to become the new currency in this post-Global Warming economy. Based on his own...

Renters Complaining About Clogged Plumbing Get Told By Landlord To Go Screw Themselves

Moorhead, MN – When renters Norm and Nikki Waite politely mentioned to their landlord that their sinks and toilets were all backed up, the responses they got were not what they expected. Their landlord’s first...

Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota

Cape Cod, MA – As Global Warming continues to melt the polar ice caps down to nothing, the oceans are rising faster than originally expected. Dr. Alice Melton, who is the top scientist with Make Earth Less Troubled (MELT)...