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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.
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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.

April 1st, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With a little over four years of incredibly touching amateur satire under its belt, Fargo-Moorhead’s only fake news agency is calling it quits. The FM Observer is shutting down permanently, as of this evening....
FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”
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Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”

April 29th, 2013 | by Nick
New York, NY – As many in the NFL landscape are being made aware today, the New York Jets have finally released freed the chosen one, Tim Tebow. Tebow, upon hearing the news of his release, had this to say: “I’m...
Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues
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Red Bull® gives man wings; man sues

April 30th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – A local man is suing the makers of Red Bull® energy drink, claiming the product produced “uncomfortable and disproportionate feathery growths” sprouting from underneath both shoulder blades....
Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota
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Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota

April 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked
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North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked

March 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...
Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012
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Twins Baseball Preview: Ron Gardenhire promises to lose at least 80 games in 2012

March 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fort Myers, FL – In the midst of Minnesota Twins baseball spring training, skipper Ron Gardenhire is already making some bold predictions for the upcoming 2012 season. When asked how he thought his team looked so far this...
Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide
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Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide

March 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The...